Manual do burlão de "free energy"

[sagan]

eis um manual muito interessante para burlões do tipo "free energy":

retirado de http://www.phact.org/e/con_man.htm

o manual até já tem o público alvo: pessoas que acreditam em teorias da conspiração, ets e outras coisas do género:

aqui vai: sublinhei as partes mais interessantes...

? be very careful to have any investors forfeit their right to legal action any way possible. - this can be a last minute statement to sign, often you can hide silencing terms in a nondisclosure agreement.

? start with outrageous enough claims to filter the more skeptical people out as early as possible. but, be careful about making too many bogus scientific claims, or you may find self-righteous skeptics trying to debunk you - if this happens, tell your followers they (or any critics) are part of the conspiracy - maybe nitpick at fine points of their arguments, but don't ever respond to their main thrust.

? claim you are not in it for the money, just to save humanity. say you have already been offered huge sums, but want to sell it to the little guy (i.e. the gullible guy). try to market it to older mid-western christian farmers - they've always bought in in the past. build excitement for something wonderful.

? focus investors attention away from evaluating claims on technical grounds. the following distractions are recommended:

1. get them involved in political issues. convince them you have some large secretive benefactor.
2. focus their attention on an elaborate multi-generational international conspiracy which has kept everyone pitching free energy to fail. make your audience outraged against the conspiracy, yet empowered that they can finally overcome it by giving you money.
3. talk about your valiant battles with the patent office or some government bureaucracy (that always warms people up)
4. get into religion quick (religious people are already taught to have faith) -appear to have god on your side
5. get people to focus on your theory rather than measurable evidence.
6. claim it already has been proven so you need not offer any proof tell them you are done proving it and need big money to start mass production.
7. write an autobiography (self-published, of course) where you can "control" the facts. when someone questions your shady past simply say, "buy my book and learn the truth about what really happened." naive people won't question the "facts" because, after all, it's in a book. if your book is long enough, you may mesmerize them.

? you must focus on the big conspiracy. it's very important to make people believe in the big conspiracy - because that's your excuse for past failures, present lack of evidence, the critics, and future delays. locking horns with bureaucrats or the scientific community can distract from your lack of evidence and get you great free press. make people believe exciting claims of bad guys wanting to steal or bury your ideas. - then claim you will destroy your prototypes and records rather than let them fall into the hands of the bad guys.

? be bold, sell books, consider taking out full page ad or get on the radio. people will feel that something this out in the open can not possibly be a fly by night con. the most successful cons are ones lasting for a few years not the quick cons.

? watch your target market, go after people predisposed to believing in conspiracy theories such as the militias, jfk conspiracy, and ufo cover-up groups.

? if you are forced to demonstrate some device, consider the following important tips: bore the skeptics right out of the room with long discourses on elementary science; claim you have some adjustments to make, yet; say it worked yesterday; run your machine for just a few seconds and move on to some other important point. - or do the newman trick of openly hooking up input power and just promising it's less than what comes out.

? a good final lesson, if the heat from impatient investors and public scrutiny gets too much, do what keely did - just walk away from it all (just claim it doesn't work because the remaining people don't understand it) , and just start some new investment scheme for some other amazing claim.

? operate from a state which is soft on fraud and organized crime.

? get people to pay around 20 - 100$ for "information kits" or video tapes. once they've paid that much, it's easier to get them to start paying more money.

? discourage investors from contacting each other and cover up evidence of earlier bitter investors.

? get followers to sell your stuff to their friends, family and churches - try multilevel schemes - promise they will get rich by commissions on getting others to invest (who cares if this destroys their friendships).

? be open to having newer investors buy out older more impatient investors. always promise a disgruntled investor that someone else will soon buy him out.

? don't be afraid of lawsuits, if oj got off so can you - they can be one more excuse for delays. most attorney generals will just bluff with a cease and desist order and then move on to someone else.

? don't be afraid of investors defecting, most of them will feel too stupid to go public with their story - even if some do start successful attacks on you, just say they are agents of the big conspiracy.

? jealously guard your list of investors, a good sucker list is worth its weight in gold and can even be sold to other con men.

? don't be afraid of the press, they don't usually evaluate outlandish claims, and even if they do - your audience won't likely listen.

? be open to 'red-lining' your investors (i.e.: tell them if they don't come up with just a little more money, they will lose it all)

? be ready to move to another state with corrupt or weak da's - if you are done 'harvesting' your initial area. (i.e.: new jersey is known as an east coast haven for the mob, prostitution and home repair scams) most states don’t bother to track people down across state lines.

? if you are really bold, you could give commissions for investors to find more investors. better to also make others responsible for building the machines - it buys you time and gives you another person to blame.
explain complex subjects simply, (leaving out lots of details) so that the mark feels as though he understands the subject well enough to make informed decisions.

how to deal with skeptics and detractors:

there are a number of approaches to deal with self righteous people who like to point out your flaws of reason, lists of previous victims, etc. out on the internet:

* label your detractors as cia agents, or stupid or part of the great conspiracy.
* say they are unqualified unless they are experts in your crazy theory.
* try to restrict your message to newsletters and limited forums where the skeptical voice can be filtered out.
* in a public forum deaden the audiences interest with tons of distracting counter "information".
* try to delete their pages from the search engines, or bury their objections in enough distractions to make people avoid the debate
* trying threatening your detractors with lawsuits - it will make some of them shut up
* give up and only try to market to people too old or stupid to get on the internet. - or try selling to the amish or more stupid ethnic groups.

--- hope no one gets too offended by this conjecture - most of it is inspired by a neat book, "con men and their methods". by the way, i've gotten taken a few times myself (maybe that's why i'm fascinated by the subject)

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[Njay]